You dare attempt to ask for *MY* profits? This Redstone Dust is MINE and far too valuable to be handed out to such commoners. My inventions so far are modest, but I have much more elaborate schemes in plan. I have begun with a simple melon farm. This farm is automatically harvested via a complex network of Redstone wiring. I can afford no more outside distractions. My contact with you may become more infrequent. I must continue my work.
Your Hard Working Friend, Timothy
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